Ostopizdelo

Newly acquired knowledge, soon to be commonly used phrase : Бля, ты мне уже остопиздела сраная манда!
I think it means "You've fucked me over and over and over"
Literally : "Damn, you've fucked me over-shitted-vagina"
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This could also describe everything happening in the last 13days without much details.

Today: Did nothing productive, walked around aimlessly and once again wondered which part of the couch haven't i farted on yet.

Cracked a damn funny joke today, although i think Praveen may not agree with me on that one.

He called and the conversation revolved around us being single and shit like that.
He : Eh Roshan introduce me to someone laa...
Me: Why don't you do that for me?I'm the one going through the dry spell!
He : Me too...i need a girlfriend.
Me: Why would you when you have your left hand?
(damn i'm funny)

He obviously wasn't amused.But i made it up to him, told him i'll share with him my prized bottle of whiskey. He was back to being Praveen.

My god, i just read whatever i've typed and realised i'm seriously indolent today. (like every other day-same shit different day scenario)

On a more serious note:

Syu just got home and she seems to be handling it pretty well. Am so proud of her.
Was worried though, but...looks like she pulled through.
That reminds me, ma told me about an uncle being seriously ill-last time i checked, he had right sided heart failure. Hope alls good there, *mental note: call home* (see how nonchalant i am)
Learnt an interesting fact today: Sochi's europes longest city-its built along the Black Sea shore. Me thinks 160km (length)-will confirm figures.

Today Azie received a call from the Dean's office, Baranov's called for a meeting just for the three of us on Monday. Stupid asshole. WHY???...
I mean, these dumb fucks don't get the whole 'sponsor' concept.They don't contribute financially or otherwise, and yet they have the cheek to push their weight around.
Our dean's a coward who can't say things to our face but uses Baranov for everything.
Fucktards!

Been thinking a lot about euphemisms...i project most of my anger over here...those who don't know me might be of the opinion that i need anger management, wait my brother thinks the same. Let me rephrase that, what kind of euphemism would someone use on me?
Lets just say someone famous checks out, the press might say something like "He/She was the pioneer of controversial movies" which could either mean:
a) Produced movies that were politically correct.
b) Produced Taboo movies- i.e: anything that questions the vatican/gay rights etc.

So...yea euphemisms, have you ever thought what yours would be?