Wednesday, March 08, 2006

March 8th

Today In History (March 8):1917

With 2 million Russian soldiers dead in the war, Russian women again chose the last Sunday in February to strike for "bread and peace". Political leaders opposed the timing of the strike, but the women went on anyway. The rest is history: Four days later the Czar was forced to abdicate and the provisional Government granted women the right to vote. That historic Sunday fell on 23 February on the Julian calendar then in use in Russia, but on 8 March on the Gregorian calendar in use elsewhere.Right now we celebrate it on the 8th of March,and its a national holiday.

Who wakes up early in the moring(got about 5hrs of shut eye-finally) heads out to the mosque to buy Lamb and Beef (fresh cut..kick ass meat!!)and then goes to work(which is a total of 6hrs),after work goes for basketball training and comes home looking like a paraplegic?

ME!!
ouch...ouchh....ouchhhh...

every bloody joint and muscle in my body's aching...the pain's abso-fucking-lutely (thats an in-fix btw) unbearable!!!

Well prefixes and suffixes are heard of right, well infixes exsist too...in tagalog and another language but not in english.Anyways, our habit of bastardizing anything and everything has led to the wide acceptance of infixes in english...hmm..i don't even remember how we got here...

oh yes...the problem's not that i was out and about on a public holiday(when i should've lazed in bed with a book all day)
It was more of those lessons-you-never-learn...well...for 3years in a row we've had basketball training for the intervarsity games and yet i make the SAME mistake every year!!...
I DO NOT WARM UP ENOUGH ON DAY 1...fuck fuck...i think i popped my knee (ok exaggerating a little there)...And we have training on saturday...hopefully i warm up enough THIS time...

Beyond my little superficial accident, i learnt quite a few things today for example: Bandicoot's have got double sexual organs (not like selective sexuality)...more like the threesome kind...
The male of the species has got 2 penises and the female 2 vaginas...NICE...and just after reading this i checked my mails and a friend of mine justified the practice of anal sex...hmm*deep in thought*
I really think its a sign guys...its common knowledge that someone's been going through a dry spell (no offence reens baby)...but this is like the gods are finally telling me "even bandicoot's are having double whammies!!! LOSER!!"

The next thing was-I've really got to quit smoking...i've been saying that for 8 years.My lungs sent me very subtle messages while i was on the court!!(its again under the category of lessons you never learn)

.....and never call your mum at 0800hrs (your time) which is 1300hrs (her time) because the conversation will go something like this:

Me : Hey ma,moring...
Ma : Oh hi sweetheart...this is a pleasant surprise...btw its lunch time here,don't you have lectures or something?
Me : No, Its a public holiday.
Ma : ...are you sure?...were you out last night?
Me : If its 8am here and i'm on the phone with you,isn't it probable that i slept at a reasonable time?
Ma : I thought my daughter's graduating as a doctor...but she sounds more like a lawyer.
Me : ...funny ma...anyway i called about your results...how did you appointment go?
Ma : *uncomfortable silence*...*more uncomfortable silence*...i couldnt go for it.
Me : ...why? what happened?...
Ma : Something came up over here...had to tie up some loose ends...
Me : oh ok... (actually at this moment,i was mad...very very mad...very very very mad) ma, i was just on my way out..and i called to know if everything's ok...well...i'll call you later tonight?
Ma : Oh...where to?...i thought you said it was a public holiday?
Me : The Mosque...to buy meat from the halal butcher...the quality of the meat's better than the others...and on weekdays i just don't have the time.
Ma : oh ok...well...i'll talk to you later,take care of yourself...i love you sooo much princess.
Me : Love you too ma...

Why is it a bad idea?...well this requires some history...mum's been having a condition called DVT and recently her left leg's showing signs of an occlusion and when she told me about it she sounded calm but not composed..i actually sensed some anger...and...well...when i pressed for details...she told me that she was disappointed with me because she expected me to be more sensitive to her needs(when i was home for the summer) and as a future doctor i should show more compassion and the list of complaints went on...
Well...so...when she told me she was meeting her vascular surgeon on the 7th, i figured she'd go for it and know what her course of action should be. Instead she didn't go for the freaking fucking appointment...hmm...i really don't know whats pissing me off...
SO ITS A BAD IDEA BECAUSE ITS A POTENTIAL ANNUERYSM INDUCER!...

In short, i had a pretty constructive day...and made a few mental notes...and..i've got to do something about my dry spell...goddamnit!!!...

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