Save The Humans!!!

Weekends=Unwinding=Cafe'=Reena (yes yes my significant other)+Jason@Don Tan@WingMan@Bee Kins!
(Sometimes auntie CJ joins us)

Most of the time our conversations are very current-issue related or something to that effect...
As we remember the Hamas reps were in Moscow and simultaneously the Iran nuclear convention was also taking place.This was mediated by Mr.Lavrov (Russian Foreign Minister), who in my opinion seemed like an interesting chap...seemed intelligent or perhaps learned. I especially loved his answer when a journalist asked him "Isn't there a diplomatic way to resolve the problem with Iran?"
Mr Lavrov : I believe there's no such thing as diplomacy, so to answer your question a diplomatic way doesn't exsist.

Ahh...sweet...the first Modern day politician to admit that there's no such thing as diplomacy!
Well, the good thing was he was optimistic about reaching an agreement with Iran, somehow i really do admire the way The Russians have been handling the western world.

Well from the Iran and Hamas topic we ventured into a news report about a 13 yr old who was raped by 13, 13 yr old boys...but she's still a virgin...well...basically they had anal sex with her.
OUCH!!!...
I think the details are better left out...well the entire conversation then turned to "How's anal sex acceptable?"

Reens: Do we see animals having anal sex?
Me : No...
Reens: Now isn't that sad?..We were created with brains and yet we don't use them do we? Lesser creatures like animals know that anal sex is NOT natural...why can't humans understand that?

Me : Well..yea...
Reens: Can you explain the need to have anal sex?...i mean why do people have anal sex?
Me : Well i guess when somethings forbidden or perhaps not a norm, theres a temptation...
Reens: Are you tempted?...Aren't they afraid of infections?...heamorroids?...
Me :....No?

All this while Don Tan's quiet and has a small smirk on his face...i catch this and ask him to elaborate...

Jason : I was watching a programme once about nature or pollution and the activists had banners that read 'SAVE THE PLANET'...the presenter of the programme then interviewed an environmentalist who said he doesn't understand the fascination humans today have towards saving the environment...he backed his statement by saying that the planets going to be around for a few million years and Mother Nature knows how to cope with change...and its the humans who need saving because part of the compensation by the planet means gases and toxic materials are released thus poisoning humans...if humans decide to litter...its their health they've got to be thinking about!...

All three of us burst out laughing...and we were in fits of laughter for quite sometime...our latest tag line's SAVE THE HUMANS!!...
By the way, we've also decided to wear t-shirts that read "i see stupid people.." (not very original but still its hilarious!!)

Isn't this a great way to UNWIND?