Osteochondrosis

The Osteochondroses are a family of orthopedic diseases that occur in children and in rapidly growing animals, particularly pigs, horses, and large breed dogs. They are characterized by interruption of the blood supply of a bone, in particular to the epiphysis, followed by localized bony necrosis,or death, and later regrowth of the bone.

The Pig that lives with me (read as:Syu),got home from the doctors' today with the diagnosis of Osteochondrosis-Spine Related also known as Scheuermann's Disease.
I lied to her about the age thing...i told her only old people get it...and she told me to F**K OFF!
Au Contraire it happens in growing children...and rapidly growing pigs...
That made me realise that both my housemates have got orthopedic abnormalities...both aquired in the last 2 weeks!...
That would mean in this week alone 4 of my friends have been in and out of hospitals...(seriousness of disease not taken into account)
Lets see: Praveen and Azie both had minor surgeries,Hari cut his finger,Syu has a back problem and Azie (again) has a dislocated ankle joint.
Un-fucking-believable!...

Here's something else-Syu and Dmitry's little game continued today...His secretary called to ask if she should schedule the meeting and he told her to schedule it if SHE thinks this M-O-N-Y-E-T person sounded sexy enough (all this happening infront of syu)
After sometime she called back to inform Dmitry that she tried calling M-O-N-Y-E-T and there was no answer (obviously monyet was with dmitry at the doctors and I was asleep)...
Syu's conclusion was that his secretary finds her voice sexy.(that marks the end of the game)
Sometimes i really wonder about her...

Oh...here's another wierd realisation(besides orthopedic accidents), i nuke my food.Anything and everything...earlier today was turkey cutlets...just a few minutes ago was green peas...syu thinks i've lost it...what she doesn't understand is time is of the essence and...it works well for a highly lazy person.

Till the next orthopedic injury...