Port Wine and Praveen

Lesson of the week: Never ever attempt consuming PORT wine, Bordeoux and Carlsberg in the same night. The after effect is quite unsettling.

Another Lesson: Don't do the above a day before daylight savings-you lose your entire sunday!
I've forgotten that my liver's worn out and my hepatocytes are over worked and under paid!!

The only time such actions are allowed is when its Praveen's birthday and he has bought a 10y.o port wine from Portugal!

The next morning(read:afternoon)
After 3 straight hours of trying to reach me, CJ n Reens almost concluded that i was dead!(yea for unwinding).
"babe your calmness is disturbing...call chin joo...she's been waiting to see you,"(that was reena)
After 2 calls,a cold shower and breakfast, i met up with CJ who btw,just got home after her mini-escapade to bristol...(head still a bit fuzzy)

Today though our cerebral orgasms were leaning towards relationships and EX-es
Chin Joo and Reena told me that being spiteful is common among exes;this is something i couldnt understand since i've never had a relationship that ended spitefully...or rather i've never been spiteful after...(they openly agree that they've done spiteful things-on those blue moon days)
Sometime between spitefulness and 'love thy self', CJ just turned around and said 'hey V remember you told me once that platonic relationship is from the moment you say hello till the time we kiss?...thats soo true...i soo see it in my life!'
And then i remembered the whole -we-love-ourselves-the-most advice from my cousin and i put in my 2 cents worth:
-When a man says 'i love you more than i love myself', he's probably telling the truth circumstancially-he'd rather die than watch you die because watching you die is painful-so being the simple human that loves himself the most he chooses to die 'for you'/before you-its selfish yes but it proves the whole 'i love you more than i love myself' and Humans love themselves the most theory...its a win win situation.
-A man makes sure you have multiple orgasms-its not ONLY because he cares for you but also to secure getting lucky the next time around!!...'cause and effect'

Aft my 2cents rationalization, CJ turns around and says...'eh yea...infact i think thats the reason why i'd rather go to bristol than have Khalid come all the way here,its selfish but somehow better,'

I guess the worst part was they had forgotten prav's birthday and they felt like crap, reena spoke to prav yesterday not knowing it was his birthday hence not wishing him.Chin Joo spoke to prav today and asked him whats wrong to which he replied he's having a hangover and then she asked him wat was the occasion-he told her it was his birthday! (i know you both feel like crap but thats ok Prav's a sweetheart...you can always make it up to him!)-This was also the reason i was M.I.A this morning.

Well Happy 23rd Prav, CHEERS to you and your bottle of PORT...Thank you for an awesome wine guzzling evening...